Spamming Etiquette FAQ

Q: How do I craft the perfect spam?

A: It starts with a good foundation: a solid subject line, a tantalizing subject line, a subject line that promises a thousand times more than it delivers. Then, and only then, can the art of spamming begin.

Q: What are the dos and don'ts of email signature spamming?

A: DO: Include a picture of a kitten. DO: Use a font that's bigger than the body text. DON'T: Use Comic Sans. DON'T: Link to a PDF that's just a picture of a cat.

Q: Can I use my spam to promote a legitimate product or service?

A: Only if it's a product that's 100% not what I claim it is, and only if I've been paid to say that it's not what it is, and only if I've been paid in advance for that specific lie.

Read the words of a prophet of the spam.